‘Sup nerds. That’s right, if you are reading this then you are indeed a full fledge nerd, a geek even. There’s no denying it. You’re reading a blog on a webcomic site! Come on! Wake up and accept it. Done? Good. Now that we have that out of the way I’ll write to you in the style that I’m sure you’re more accustomed to.
wuz up pplz? lol! i riting on teh interwebs! lmfao! i is sooo cul. i no ned grammer or spel gud.
I swear to god everyone on the internet is a moron. That is literally how people write on forums and such things. Do you want to see the devolution of mankind? Go read comments on YouTube videos. Possibly some of the most idiotic things I’ve ever had the misfortune to read. You can also see how stupid the people you know in real life actually are by reading their Twitters or Facebooks. When was it proclaimed that you had to become a drooling half-wit to go online?
I’ve had people ask why I bother to write so well when I do my blog, sending an email, or similar situations. I’ve also had people tell me the comics are too well written. Too sophisticated. They say that the stupid blithering masses will never be able to comprehend them. Well, against my better judgement I think that the majority of people out there are capable of understanding things if they bother to use their brains. I will never dumb down myself or any of my work to try and appeal to the lowest common denominator. I know how to read and write. I went to school. A highly respected school, in fact. And I got stellar grades, my entire life. What I mean to say is I’M SMART! I’m no genius or anything, but I’m certainly not a fool. I don’t suffer fools lightly.
If you can’t keep up, well then I guess you’re out of luck. Try harder. I know you can do it. Take a second to let things sink in, look up any of the words you don’t know, practice your grammar and spelling before sending me your messages (be they love or hate), and just try harder in general.
You’ve already admitted to being a nerd, so you owe it to yourself to at least be an intelligent one. There is nothing more pathetic then an ignorant nerd. No social skills or knowledge?! It’s a wonder they remember to breath. But there’s good news for you! Nerds are in vogue these days. Our culture has become subservient to them as our dependence on technology continues to grow. The world is your oyster! By some kind of ironic twist of fate you are the cool kids, the in crowd! So, from one nerd to another, get out their and carpe diem!