Black Snow Comics is that hero. I am that hero. For too many years now you’ve been led to believe that mediocrity is greatness. No longer. I shall bring you true greatness.
I will save you from webcomics that consist of stick figures, stolen sprites, derivative manga and bland humor. I shall lead you forward into an unprecedented world of art, humor and story telling, the likes of which the internet has never seen.
Follow me, your new savior, and I will usher my flock into the nirvana that is true comic making at its finest. Become a soldier in my army, spread the word that you’re new hero is here, and nothing will ever be the same.
Boredom on the internet will be a thing of the past. All other comic sites will be rendered irrelevant.
I have heard your cries and prayers, and they will no longer go unanswered. I have arrived!
I am a humble man, your thanks and adoration are not necessary. I sense them already. Your welcome.